Sometimes i have things to do. those things usually involve tumblr or some other form of the interweb. wanna learn a little bit about my sense of humor? this is the chronicles of a boy who is sans a life.

 

how y'all think petitions work

protagtouko:

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism
obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there
biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000
obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

netflixnbirds:

fuocogo:

assgod:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

Super shy but pushing through it 😭